The Muscle
Skittles
Handles "negotiations." Has knocked 47 things off 47 tables and regrets nothing.
Now live on PONS, Robinhood Chain
CATMAFIA
Family first. Now live on Robinhood Chain.
Three cats. One family. No dogs. No snitches. The Don is making the final arrangements.
Contract address:
0x42a9ffc24c01836b8b7028e35310bd5c21c615ac
Open the
Books
Live CatMafia chart on DEXTools. The family keeps the books open.
Meet the
Family
Every family needs muscle, a boss, and someone you never see coming.
The Don
Ozzy
Keeper of the green paw coin. Never raises his voice. Never needs to. Accepts tribute in tuna.
The Shadow
Oreo
You won't see him. You'll just notice your snack is gone. Seen in 0 of 0 photos.
"Sunday dinner with the family. Skittles brought the bread. Oreo brought the wine. Ozzy saved a seat at the table."
The seat is for you.
Rules of the house
The Code
Break the code and you get the spray bottle. Ozzy doesn't make the rules. Actually, he does.
- I
No dogs.
We made them an offer. They refused. They're not allowed in anymore.
- II
No snitches.
Snitches get the spray bottle. Repeat offenders get the cucumber.
- III
Loyalty above all.
Nine lives, one family. You don't leave the family. You just take a nap.
- IV
Family first.
Always save a seat at the table. And never touch the Don's spaghetti.
- V
Never knock the Don's coin off the table.
Everything else on the table? Fair game.
- VI
Meme like you mean it.
Every made cat recruits. Hold your head high, post the memes, bring the family.
Initiation
How to Join the Family
Now open The doors are open. Initiation looks like this:
01
Get a wallet
Set up a crypto wallet that supports Robinhood Chain. Keep your recovery phrase secret. The family never asks for it.
02
Get some funds
Add funds to your wallet on Robinhood Chain to cover your swap and network fees.
03
Swap for CatMafia
Use the official Buy link on this page with the official contract address. Always double-check the address.
04
Welcome to the family
Grab a fedora, post a meme, and join us on X and Telegram. You're a made cat now.
Watch out for imposters. Until launch, there is no CatMafia token. Any "CatMafia" contract you see before we announce one here and on our official X account isn't us.
The family business plan
Roadmap
No dates, no promises. Just the family's plans, one job at a time.
Phase 1 · Done
The Sit-Down
The family assembles. Socials go live, the crew art drops, and the meme templates hit the streets.
Phase 2 · Now
Opening the Doors
CatMafia is live on PONS, Robinhood Chain. The contract address is posted here and on X. Initiations have begun.
Phase 3
Taking Over the Block
Meme contests, X Spaces, and sit-downs with friendly families across Robinhood Chain.
Phase 4
The Family Business
New family members, more memes, more lore. The dogs are still not invited.
Arm yourself
Meme Gallery
Free templates for made cats. Click to enlarge, right-click to save, caption, and post. Bonus: grab the fedora PFP overlay for your own profile pic.
